
All which could have been avoided if you remembered to use a pair of scissors instead.
"Could Have Avoided This!" Plot: The very premise of the adventure is kicked off when you come across a mysterious packet filled with red liquid in your "Vampire in a Can" set, which you assume to be fake blood, and unable to tear the plastic packaging open, you either choose to tear it with your teeth (resulting in vampiric blood entering your mouth) or your poodle Fifi snatching the packet from you (which ends up turning Fifi into a vampire poodle). Buried Alive: One bad ending have you choosing to avoid vampires by hiding in an open grave, only for some unseen entity fill it up with you inside. Within a few minutes, you're surrounded by dozens and dozens of friendly, un-vampirized dogs from all over the neighbourhood. As it turns out, Gabe went to the same store you bought the "Vampire in a Can" and found a similar item called "Dog in a Can", which turns out to be dog biscuits that have a similar effect to the "vampiric blood" from the former item, which in this case reverse the vampiric effects in dogs. If you hold out long enough, your friend Gabe, who told you he have a great idea via phone, will come to your rescue. Big Damn Heroes: The vampire poodle storyline have a scene where you end up being chased by hordes of angry vampire dogs, led by your vampirized poodle Fifi. Bittersweet Ending: There's an ending in which you are stuck as a vampire forever but you learn to deal with it, get a job working night shifts, and eventually fall in love with another vampire and live a happy (eternal) life with them. Ambiguous Syntax: The guide to curing vampirism says "Drink garlic water no more and eat nothing", but due to the lack of punctuation, you and your friend Gabe disagree on whether the first part means "drink nothing but garlic water" or "drink garlic water no longer.". Accidental Murder: Your mom can accidentally kill you when she pulls up the blinds in your room. Please Don't Feed the Vampire! provides examples of: Fifi the vampire poodle and Countess Yvonne from this book notably had a cameo in the film. It was reissued in the Classic Goosebumps line in 2015 as a tie-in to the first movie, and as of 2018 is the only GYG book to be included in that line. Now you must find a cure for yourself, or stop your dog from wreaking havoc before it's too late. But there's a packet in the can full of a substance that can turn whomever ingests it into a real vampire, be it you or your poodle. "You" have bought what seems to be a costume called "Vampire in a Can", which seems cheap and cheesy. The Give Yourself Goosebumps book with a vampire dog.